Take a picture of yourself as you are. Don't edit it, don't stop to put on makeup, just photo cap you RIGHT THIS SECOND!!
Most noticeable: I am not, in fact, a dude.
I guess on that note, I finally put up an FAQ/extended profile of sorts because I really meant to do it a long time ago. Also, my s key has disappeared from my keyboard. It came loose and fell off, just like a tooth, but I expect if I put it under my pillow I'll only get a billing statement. Shenanigans.