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A story about Portland, OR

I was recounting this tale recently and decided it needed to be framed and hung on my internet wall.

'Twas brilling, and I had just purchased a copy of Breaking Dawn and was thus feeling self-superior by comparison. Walking down from the bookstore towards the bus stop, hands gripped on twiny shopping-bag handles, I encountered a man and his companion. The man was a large, round sort with spiked hair and traces of black lipstick. The woman was wearing cat ears.

Quoth the man, rather loudly, "I'm not a furry, I'm just a fetishist." This, by the way, transpired in close proximity to the NC-17 sometimes hentai theater downdown.

Then my bus came, and never did the warm bosom of public transportation seem so welcoming.

Music: so obscure they haven't heard of themselves yet
Location: Portland, OR
2012-01-08 12:11 am (UTC)

Oh man, furries are everywhere! I was watching 1000 Ways to Die, and they had this guy tripping on shrooms who happened to come across a furry orgy. He tried to get in, but everybody was like "Ew, human," and pushed him away. Then he saw a bear off by itself and decided to go have sex with it. It was a REAL bear! It mauled him to death. What a way to go. Man.

Anyway, glad that the bus arrived and that didn't happen to you!

Edited at 2012-01-08 12:31 am (UTC)

2012-01-08 12:34 am (UTC)

I too, am glad I haven't been sexed to death by a wild urban bear.

2012-01-08 12:41 am (UTC)